rodriguis

“Food is our common ground, a universal experience.” -James Beard        "Stop staring at my ass," Spider-Woman chastised her web clad boyfriend as they had lunch together on a nearby roof.  She took a bite of her hotdog gently, so as not to drip any condiments on her costume.  "I already feel like a bloated pig today without your staring confirming it."        "You should take it as a compliment, because that half of the meaning behind my staring," Spider-Man said, giving the plump heroine's expanded hip a poke.  Gwen swatted at his hand like it was an actual spider.        "And what's the other half?" she asked with genui